New York is awesome. Fantastic restaurants, the best Martinis in the world, great architecture and bagels. Unbeatable really.
Unfortunately it’s also a great place to get murdered. And while the gun debate rages on, there are nutters out there quite willing to lay down their firearm and get a whole lot more creative on your sorry ass. Meat cleavers, razorblades, furnaces, or how about a pair of garden shears?
That’ll teach you.