Wildcat Head Ossuary

Sometimes it’s hard to find the perfect gift for your loved one. But I believe I have stumbled the perfect gift for any occasion.

Lo and behold, it’s the Wildcat Head Ossuary! It’s a wildcat’s head, in a glass box. Unfortunately the display box costs extra, and also it looks like they’ve all been bought anyway. Damn!

Never mind, there still the Hand Vom Wolfman Shadow Box or the Chernobyl Chicken.

The artist, Sarina Brewer, is part of The Minnesota Association Of Rogue Taxidermists (MART) and their stuff is well worth checking out. If you’re into that kind of thing. But then, who isn’t?

 

Sex With A Ghost

Have you ever had sex with a ghost? Probably not. Although you might have – what about if it happened in your sleep?

The Succubus and the Incubus are both types of evil spirits that have sex with people. In this fascinating article ossuary expert Paul Koudounaris explains how people use mummys in the real world to help themselves with life’s little dissapointments:

“One of the more outlandish stories is about a guy who got to be called “pene grande,” which means “big dick.” He was a mummy famed in life for having a big penis. People would go down to the Palermo Catacombs and treat him as the patron saint of big cocks. Finally a newlywed woman came to see him because she was married to a guy who was not well-endowed. She took a cloth and rubbed it on the mummy’s dick, and then rubbed it on her husband’s dick. The next time she had sex with her husband, his penis seemed larger and fuller and she was about to orgasm except that at that moment she looked up and saw it was actually the ghost on top of her. Everyone thought she was crazy, but then it happened again the next time she had sex. They had to set up an exorcism for this ghost.”

You can read the full article here: Bones, Ghosts, and Paul Koudounaris

Too many bones

Sometimes you can have too much of a good thing. Take bones for instance. The Sedlec Ossuary in the Czech Republic, like other overpopulated graveyards in the past, decided to put the bones to good use and make displays out of their bones and skulls.

The Paris Catacombs are somewhat similar, although not quite as artistic as the Czech effort.

Would probably be quite a good place for a seance. I think you’d get a few crossed lines however – I’m not sure if the otherworldly switchboard would be able to cope.